Now for the introduction, I will be listing numerous Family Force 5 songs[with the exception of the ones about Christian life] and analyze them[this is an idea my friend started] and I'm finishing it up for him...
"Business Up Front/Party In The Back" -- Diamond Edition Excluded!
"Kountry Gentleman": "Am I driving TOO fast for you now?!" - I'm thinking that's illegal, driving fast isn't what you should be doing...it can cause accidents, duh! / "Tailgate party at the PIG WIG...Jumpin' up and down in the back of a truck bed...Look at that kid tryin' to act all big...Tried to break dance and broke his leg...He ain't got what I got...Let's make it hot in this parking lot..." - Why are they in a freakin' parking lot, it's called L-O-I-T-E-R-I-N-G!
"X-Girlfriend": "Yes, I keep pursuing like a stalker..." - Say it ain't so...I can't believe he would even participate in that kind of activity!
"Drama Queen": "Don't shoot me down!" - Oh no, somebody's got a gun! / "Driving fast to get to work..." - Did he not get a speeding ticket last time? / "Fresh off the chopping block...She cut me deep and it hurts a lot..." - I wonder if she went to the slaughterhouse? / "But you've only begun with your hit and runs..." - Shouldn't she be in jail? And if she was how did she manage to escape?
"Put Ur Hands Up": "This is a stickup!" - This must be some kind of shooting gallery!
"Earthquake": Just read the lyrics, it's all about disturbing the peace...if you rattle a place too much, people around it could get really annoyed!
"Lose Urself": "Don't you walk away from me..." - Call 9-1-1! / "That I got to get you ba-ha-bay..." - I bet he climbs her tree at night to see what's she's doing!
"Numb": "Guess what, jigga what..." - Does this line sit right with ANYone? / "I'm against the law..." - What crimes have you committed lately?
"Dance Or Die" -- With A Vengeance Included!
"Dance Or Die": Do I really need to explain this song, look at the dadgummed title!
"Get Your Back Off The Wall": This whole song's about trench warfare, that's as simple as it gets!
"Rip It Up": "Look out now she's a psycho killer... - Uh, yeah uh...RUN for your lives! / "Then burns it down, like an incinerator..." - Arsonists unite! / "She's a slayer and it don't phase her..." - Oh, so she's a serial killer?!
"Party Foul": It's loud in my house, so don't you dare turn it down..." - Is he trying to make somebody's ears ring?! Turn it down, honey...turn it down!
"Share It With Me": Call up Whitney Houston and tell her to take you to the heartbreak hotel!
"Wake The Dead": Does REST IN PEACE mean anything to anybody these days?!
"Ghostride The Whip": I-L-L-E-G-A-L! They say they've never ghostridden before...well, you never know--they PROBABLY have...in a secluded area! Emphasis on secluded!
P.S. I almost forgot these last two songs, I bet you noticed that they're not in the above list!
"Get Your Back Off The Wall": This whole song's about trench warfare, that's as simple as it gets!
"Rip It Up": "Look out now she's a psycho killer... - Uh, yeah uh...RUN for your lives! / "Then burns it down, like an incinerator..." - Arsonists unite! / "She's a slayer and it don't phase her..." - Oh, so she's a serial killer?!
"Party Foul": It's loud in my house, so don't you dare turn it down..." - Is he trying to make somebody's ears ring?! Turn it down, honey...turn it down!
"Share It With Me": Call up Whitney Houston and tell her to take you to the heartbreak hotel!
"Wake The Dead": Does REST IN PEACE mean anything to anybody these days?!
"Ghostride The Whip": I-L-L-E-G-A-L! They say they've never ghostridden before...well, you never know--they PROBABLY have...in a secluded area! Emphasis on secluded!
P.S. I almost forgot these last two songs, I bet you noticed that they're not in the above list!
"Whatcha Gonna Do With It": "When I move I'm an outlaw..." - How did he become an outlaw, he must have done something REALLY unacceptable to be counted out of the place!
"Master Of Disguise": "When I drop it's like the H-bomb..." - Mommy, I'm scared!
"Master Of Disguise": "When I drop it's like the H-bomb..." - Mommy, I'm scared!
Frankie Moore Static (FMS)
Funny! Me and my friend are still laughing! Who would have guessed that those songs contained illegal actions! lol
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