Family Force Crime!

I gotta tell ya'll this right now, this is just a JOKE...it's not to be taken seriously, so don't be getting all hot and bothered...alrighty!
Now for the introduction, I will be listing numerous Family Force 5 songs[with the exception of the ones about Christian life] and analyze them[this is an idea my friend started] and I'm finishing it up for him...

"Business Up Front/Party In The Back" -- Diamond Edition Excluded!

"Kountry Gentleman": "Am I driving TOO fast for you now?!" - I'm thinking that's illegal, driving fast isn't what you should be doing...it can cause accidents, duh! / "Tailgate party at the PIG WIG...Jumpin' up and down in the back of a truck bed...Look at that kid tryin' to act all big...Tried to break dance and broke his leg...He ain't got what I got...Let's make it hot in this parking lot..." - Why are they in a freakin' parking lot, it's called L-O-I-T-E-R-I-N-G!

"X-Girlfriend": "Yes, I keep pursuing like a stalker..." - Say it ain't so...I can't believe he would even participate in that kind of activity!

"Drama Queen": "Don't shoot me down!" - Oh no, somebody's got a gun! / "Driving fast to get to work..." - Did he not get a speeding ticket last time? / "Fresh off the chopping block...She cut me deep and it hurts a lot..." - I wonder if she went to the slaughterhouse? / "But you've only begun with your hit and runs..." - Shouldn't she be in jail? And if she was how did she manage to escape?

"Put Ur Hands Up": "This is a stickup!" - This must be some kind of shooting gallery!

"Earthquake": Just read the lyrics, it's all about disturbing the peace...if you rattle a place too much, people around it could get really annoyed!

"Lose Urself": "Don't you walk away from me..." - Call 9-1-1! / "That I got to get you ba-ha-bay..." - I bet he climbs her tree at night to see what's she's doing!

"Numb": "Guess what, jigga what..." - Does this line sit right with ANYone? / "I'm against the law..." - What crimes have you committed lately?

"Dance Or Die" -- With A Vengeance Included!

"Dance Or Die": Do I really need to explain this song, look at the dadgummed title!

"Get Your Back Off The Wall": This whole song's about trench warfare, that's as simple as it gets!

"Rip It Up": "Look out now she's a psycho killer... - Uh, yeah uh...RUN for your lives! / "Then burns it down, like an incinerator..." - Arsonists unite! / "She's a slayer and it don't phase her..." - Oh, so she's a serial killer?!

"Party Foul": It's loud in my house, so don't you dare turn it down..." - Is he trying to make somebody's ears ring?! Turn it down, honey...turn it down!

"Share It With Me": Call up Whitney Houston and tell her to take you to the heartbreak hotel!

"Wake The Dead": Does REST IN PEACE mean anything to anybody these days?!

"Ghostride The Whip": I-L-L-E-G-A-L! They say they've never ghostridden before...well, you never know--they PROBABLY have...in a secluded area! Emphasis on secluded!



P.S. I almost forgot these last two songs, I bet you noticed that they're not in the above list!

"Whatcha Gonna Do With It": "When I move I'm an outlaw..." - How did he become an outlaw, he must have done something REALLY unacceptable to be counted out of the place!

"Master Of Disguise": "When I drop it's like the H-bomb..." - Mommy, I'm scared!

Frankie Moore Static (FMS)

...Celestial Vindication...

CHAPTER ONE: The Boy from Pleiadia

As this story starts out, Rachel McGuinness is a young girl about the age of 6 living in a small town in Virginia located in Appomattox. She is a loner because kids see her as 'weird' and 'not like them', but Rachel doesn't seem to mind because she's in her own little world most of the time. Until one day, a kid by the name of Danny comes along. He seems haggard and worn out but he has something quite odd going on with him. A light encircles his face and Rachel is in awe because of it. How can a boy so torn down be so attractive? Well, Rachel didn't know but she wanted to talk to him. So she walked up to Danny and says hi. Danny looks at her and cracks a smile. "What's your name?" Rachel asked Danny. " He gives a slight pause then he answers, "I'm Danny, you must be Rachel." Rachel winces because she has been caught off guard, how did this boy know who she was? She didn't know him from Adam. But she didn't let it worry her too much because the boy was interesting even though he only said a few words. They could learn to be friends Rachel thought to herself, so she asks him a question that could shock the lot. "Are you from Heaven?" Danny figures this was a rhetorical question, but Rachel was waiting for an answer by the look that was on her face--the wide eyed look! He stammers, "Wha-what ma-makes you th-th-think that?" Rachel frowns because this was all too confusing to her. She wants to know this boy more and where he's from. So she came with a better approach. "Where did you come from?" Danny answers almost in a whisper, "I came from...Pleiadia, it's up there." Rachel was more in awe than before, so much so that her mouth drops. "Are you telling me that you're an alien?" Danny looks down at his feet and starts to slowly walk away from Rachel because he's embarrassed. Before he could get any farther from her, she touches his shoulder and says, "Don't go, I don't think you're weird. You could be my friend. My one and only best friend." Danny looks up with his tar face and smiles real big. "Do you mean it?!" he asked. "Yes, I do and you'll be my first real friend."
So they hold hands swinging them as they walk into the sunset together.

...for his nostalgic tale

Kenny Loggins is an icon, he has created many memorable songs in the past that we all know and love. He started out in a two-piece band including him and Jim Messina and they have made a staple in the music business, but when Mr. Loggins went solo he continued to blow up the charts and make an impact for all the younger artists out there. He has in my life, most definitely...I tend to emulate him when I sing his songs preferably from the 1997 release "The Unimaginable Life" which has a book attached to the name. My father grew up listening to him and he got me into his music and I'm very pleased to say, I am a fan because this man has passion when he sings...he's one of a kind and so humble[it seems] and he's unique...you can't put him in a box, Mr. Loggins--he'll end up breaking out of it. With his new album, "All Join In" due out in July...Kenny will go back a little because the songs will have a classic feel to them including covers such as the popular "You've Got A Friend In Me" by Randy Newman which was featured in Disney's Pixar's "Toy Story". Though songs that he has written in his past will also be on this album, it will be family-oriented so kids between the ages of 6 and 13 will enjoy it. Kids tend to not be interested in 'old people' music because they like the contemporary things of today but the things of today doesn't have much substance as the things of the past. That's why Mr. Loggins will modernize the songs on his upcoming album, so kids will enjoy it has much as the adults. I know I will because he continues to spew out amazing art and I don't doubt for one second that this album will flop, it will change lives and make people realize what music is all about.

Tune in http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/browse/-/5174 today for Kenny Loggins' music video for "There Is A Mountain" featuring his daughter Hana.

Frankie Moore Static (FMS)

Ghostride and a Tip! by Anonymous(Guest Writer)

Does "Ghostride the Whip" have a secret meaning? In recent weeks, WhinyFlirt I think had a point by saying it had a double meaning. The lyrics in the song, I think are a little perverted by it saying 'I'm ghostridin', my whip is straight idlin', stuntin' like a G cuz there ain't no way to hide it'. The lyrics that I just pointed out sound kind of obscene. For instance, 'my whip is straight idlin', whip in terms of a man's private area. That's all I have to say. Tell me what you think about this blog, it was not meant to put down Family Force 5.

Oh oh, prayer changes everything!

I am now apart of the Kountry Klub blorg, blorging was never really my thing but writing is totally what I'm passionate about and so since that's the case...I wanted to put my writing skittles to the test and contribute to Jackozord's blorg -- www.kountryklub.blogspot.com and he liked my work so much that he invited to me to be one of the authors of his blorg and that makes me feel so good inside--I prayed and told others to and it came to pass...so prayer changes everything! =]

Frankie Moore Static (FMS)